Take the Money and Run!

February 18, 2019



Hey, asshole!

Could you please return the money I gave you when you were BROKE?  


 And please… 


Tell your fucking crazy wife to GET A JOB! 


Get a jobby job, you fucking envious piece of shit!  

Let’s set the record straight:

FYI, my husband of 10+ years is a gentleman, a tenured professor and a handsome body builder who looks like a Riace bronze. There’s a long line of aspiring girlfriends outside his door, but I guess he had a couple of reasons to marry me, instead…



I’m so sorry your stupid bitch can’t handle the truth. 

What a fucking hypocrite!

Who’s living in this ghost house?  


Via Rangoni, Modena


Does your crazy mother still live there?  

Or did they put her in an institution for the mentally insane?  


And the funny part of about your fucking scam is that an old acquaintance of mine, Miss Bondi, used to live right next to your schizophrenic mother and her schizophrenic father, namely your grandfather. What a great family you have!  

Excellent DNA!  

Hey sweetheart, do you remember Marco’s crazy mom?  

In my humble opinion, all these hypocrites should first of all look at their ugly faces in the mirror, and then acknowledge all the CRAP that’s being going on in their families. And in the end, instead of slandering others, they should try to do something, and achieve something great and unprecedented in their life. How about that? Why don’t they try to do something with their fucking lives? 


Learn a few foreign languages; live abroad for 15 years; never ask anything of your father and mother; pay all your expenses by yourself; invest your money in stocks; get post-graduate degrees in the Ivy League; get happily married; get happily married with a handsome man who’s also a tenured professor; buy a gorgeous villa with two gorgeous condos on three floors — pictures below — not like this horrible garbage:  

 Fucking bum, you’ve never made a dime in your life!   

Look who’s talking!  


Why don’t you get 1) a financial adviser and 2) a shrink?   

Not your fake friend from southern Italy — you need a medical doctor with a doctorate degree and a specialization. People with a miserable B.A. in psychology can’t do anything in the U.S., other than working 9-5 in advertisement. 

You want a hot body? You want a Bugatti? 

You want a Maserati? You better work bitch!  

You want a Lamborghini? Sippin’ martinis?  

Look hot in a bikini? You better work bitch!  

You wanna live fancy? Live in a big mansion?  

Party in France?  

You better work bitch, you better work bitch!  




Hey Marky Mark, get a little tomb at the local cemetery!  

Your dad is a decrepit, malicious, envious and self deluded piece of JUNK.  

He’s 80 and ready to disappear underground!

Your dad, Gianni Guerzoni, has senile dementia, severe heart disease, and he walks around with jerky movements like a wooden puppet.

He’s never been much of a thinker, but now he claims he’s in better shape than anybody else.  

He’s a crazy, old lewd…  


Lock him up in a padded cell, and throw away the key!   

Another thing that’s fucking crazy: your sick and decrepit father got a high-school degree back in 1958 from a worthless vocational school in the middle of nowhere. And God only knows how he managed to do that, since he can’t even read and write in Italian, let alone in English. And since 1958, he’s been wasting his entire life working as a PEASANT and a BLUE-COLLAR MECHANIC!  

 If that’s what you do, you’re at the bottom of the social ladder. 

You’re the scum of society, and not better than anyone else.  

You work in shit for 50 years, and then you die.  

And nobody gives a fuck about you. 



The world is full of ignorant, arrogant and delusional baby boomers. 


 And the older they get, the less able they become to correct their erroneous thinking patterns and adjust to reality.  


Useless pieces of junk!  


Suck a nigga’s cock, you piece of crap! 



 The planet will be a better place when they all finally die.  

And these worthless pieces of junk want to mess around with me, and criticize me???  


Hey Marky Mark, here’s your father’s house in Castelfranco Emilia: 


Gianni Guerzoni loves to live in filth — he finds it “reassuring.” 

If the city hall of Castelfranco Emilia sent someone over to check, your father’s place would be declared UNFIT FOR HUMAN HABITATION. It would have to be torn down, and would keep a minimal value only as a piece of ground. 

This is the fucking truth, and you know it.  

 “Mmmh, I’d better start living in a decent place by myself, or I’ll never find another girl.” 

How much does new furniture and a new home-entertainment center cost?

Perhaps five thousand Euros?   


A scrub is a guy that thinks he’s fly
And is also known as a buster
Always talkin’ about what he wants
And just sits on his broke ass 

I don’t want your number, no
I don’t want to give you mine and, no
I don’t want to meet you nowhere, no
I don’t want none of your time 

If you live at home with your daddy
Oh yes, son, I’m talking to you, baby
If you have a shorty but you don’t show love
Oh yes, son, I’m talking to you 




When you renovate your villa, some of your neighbors will be grateful that you increase everybody’s real estate value.  

Others will pretend they don’t care, because they’re actually afraid you may ask them to contribute their share to the common expenses.  

And still others will be terribly envious, because your entrepreneurial spirit highlights the fact that 1) you can pay for all those things, while 2) they’re poor and lazy bums on a fixed salary, and they’ve never done anything like that in their life.  

Well, taxes are going up with the corruption of Toni Harp, but their rentals keep going DOWN, in free fall, because their ugly, stinky, white plastic shacks infested with mice are nothing but a real estate FRAUD against renters, and should be rather leveled to the ground.  


“Good fences make good neighbors.”  



Two condos on three floors for your envy.  


This is my gorgeous villa… 


… while you live in filth, and wouldn’t even pass an inspection, bum! 


Let me rub your nose in it. 


My husband is a body builder…


… And a very good-looking man.  

Don’t criticize other people… 


… when you can’t even lift 100 kg, you zombie! 



How well do you know English, exactly?  

Have you ever lived in an English-speaking country for 15 years? 

How much do you know about U.S. academia? 

People should try to be realistic, in life: you’re not even able to read my scholarship, let alone write it. 

Shakespeare’s Historical Background 




Shakespeare’s Hamlet 




James Joyce’s  Finnegans Wake




My flow, my show brought me the dough
That bought me all my fancy things
My crib, my cars, my pools, my jewels
Look, nigga, I came up and I ain’t changed

And you should love it, way more then you hate it
Nigga you mad? I thought that you’d be happy I made it
I’m that cat by the bar toasting to the good life
You that fagot ass nigga trying to pull me back right? 



Hey, Loretta, do you know who or what De Man is?  

Hint: not a burger. 

And here’s Gianni Guerzoni’s old bitch, MIss Loretta Toni, a 70-year-old PIECE OF JUNK with a monkey’s face and the brains of a cockroach. Is she someone you can be proud of? Or isn’t she rather a complete shame for each and every one of your in-laws and family members? 

A MORBIDLY FAT piece of shit. 

I’m not kidding, that crap must weigh more than a ton!

That type of fat is a joint venture — she needs a provider and somebody to help her…  

Folie à Deux


The works of mercy: feed the hungry, visit the sick, etc. 

Loretta Toni wasted her entire life eating and drinking in Castelfranco Emilia (Modena). 

But she did find the time to defraud high-school students who couldn’t choose which language class to attend, and which to avoid, in the Italian system of state education. Some people don’t want to work and choose a lousy high-school, without thinking that they’ll get an ignorant scammer like Loretta Toni.  


The only thing Miss Toni knows about German is how to eat junk and drink beer!   


Loretta for breakfast. 


Loretta for lunch. 


Loretta for dinner.


What a complete waste of public and private money! 

“The horror, the horror!”

Nwonder her ex-husband dumped her, and he never came back.  


Loretta will keep you on the phone for hours blabbering about the smartest of her two daughters, Miss Silvia Mascia, an idiot who’s been working in the local supermarket for almost 20 years, now…  


Hi, Silvia!  

You’ve got another 20 years to go at the Coop, before you can retire with 900 Euros a month! 🙂  

A life well-spent!  

Very meaningful! 


via Loda, 6

41013 Castelfranco Emilia (Modena)


I like your new yellow hair, Silvia, it suits your face 🙂   

Look, getting screwed by a 50-year-old hobo who’s still working shifts in a supermarket — and is DIVORCED WITH KIDS, on top of that! — is not the way to lead a happy and successful life. 

That guy is old, desperate and fucked-up, and he’s not going to spend a dime for your fat, lazy ass. In fact, the only reason why he’s hanging around is because he’d like to live in your grandma’s crappy apartment for free.

You’re a stupid hoe…  

Loretta Toni has two daughters, and the other unfortunate creature is a buffoon and a scammer who calls herself a “doctor” with a miserable B.A.! In fact, Chiara Mascia is  a medical doctor — and perhaps she needs a real one for her problems.  anything but

Miss Mascia was one of the DUMBEST students in high-school. In fact, it’s even a miracle that she survived it without a recommendation, right? She’d always go around with a copy of the Bible, looking pathetic and pretending to be a good Catholic just to get some compassion.  


What a fucking disgrace!  

Ugly Chiara Mascia is like a maniac and a suicide bomber, trying to involving other people in her own twisted world of ignorance, arrogance, ugliness and incoherence.  

In order to get through high-school, she pretended to be a devout Catholic; and in order to get through college, she got rid of her fake vocation and became an ardent supporter of gay anal sex and lesbian dildos.

Anything goes, if you can pay rent with it…  






Be careful of ignorant scammers who dabble in psychology with a B.A. 


Chiara has never managed to overcome her psychological problems, which are rooted in a body dysmorphic disorder that’s actually justified, given that she’s very short and fat like her mother.  


Miss Mascia is a suicide-bomber scam! 


Here’s the real problem…  



Crazy, ugly bitch!  


Envious of Daisy Duke 


Mad cow! 

Acne scars, old wrinkles, new pimples, warts and yellow teeth. 

Those are flaws and blemishes, Baracchi, so don’t try to project them on someone else. your own 

Miss Baracchi has never given a fuck about anything in her whole fucking life. She’s always wasted her time drinking, smoking pot and getting fucked. But now she thinks that because I’m a Yale alumna, she’s an intellectual 🙂  

It’s a long way to the top if you wanna rock and roll, bitch!   


Destiny’s Child, Independent Women  





Why don’t you hack this academic satire up your old, broken ass, Saussy?  

Look at this shit:  

“The history of intellectual growth and discovery clearly demonstrates THE NEED FOR UNFETTERED FREEDOM, the RIGHT TO THINK THE UNTHINKABLE, and CHALLENGE THE UNCHALLENGEABLE. 

To curtail freedom of expression strikes twice at INTELLECTUAL FREEDOM, for whoever deprives another of the right to state unpopular views necessarily also deprives others of the right to listen to those views.”

 Programs and Policies of Yale’s Graduate School of Arts and Sciences, Fall 2011, p. 530


Sure, eat my shit! 

Let me tell you a secret, asshole:  

The reason why my satire works all over the world is because it is true and based on the truth. 

 The best laughter springs from the truth. 

It does not oppress the innocent, but makes fun of liars, hypocrites and criminals. 


You can’t fake it, as you do with fake learning and fake feminism. 

You can’t forge it, as you did with your wife’s crappy dissertation. 

And you can’t slander it, as you’re trying to do with me, my husband and even my family — as well as anybody who speaks up and denounces your academic and financial frauds. You’re not going far with this, since at least a couple of million people know that Olga Solovieva is a stupid, ignorant, ugly hoe from friendly Russia with depression, crappy white hair and a drinking problem.

Saussy should face reality and go to hell:

These are his brothers working at a Mexican restaurant:

Phil (first on the left) and Larry (first on the right). 

Making America Great Again


A family of intellectuals and upper-class people! 🙂  

Saussy’s father, Tupper Saussy, was an insane KKK conspiracy theorist, who was tried and convicted for tax evasion but escaped the feds, living like a bum on the streets for more than 10 (ten) years!

Finally he was apprehended, and had to spend 2 years IN JAIL before dying like a dog.  

Look who’s talking about other people’s parents and families!!!


Tupper KKK Saussy tried to justify and exculpate the murderer of Martin Luther King!!! 

Something completely desperate, crazy, stupid and EVIL. 

I really wonder. If anyone in my family had had ANY connection with the KKK or any other racist organization, I would never have been hired as a professional student at an Ivy League university. 

So, HOW THE FUCK did Saussy get in? 

Rest in hell, insane KKK conspiracy theorist;

water-color painter of paper bags;

convicted tax evader;

fugitive bum for 10+ years;



Saussy is just worthless white trash from redneck Tennessee. 

He has made it his business to harass, slander and abuse graduate students, so he can create a diversion and cover-up his extra-marital affair with a Russian hose who was also his dissertation advisee! 

That isn’t just cheating — that’s a record-breaking academic and financial fraud! 

Saussy was supposed to direct Stupidieva’s “academic research” and dissertation, but he actually wrote that bullshit, and pestered each and everyone in the business to come up with a tenure track for her, in a bogus field such as “film studies and comparative literature,” at a time when not even Albert Einstein would be able find one! 

No conflict of interest there, absolutely. 

He just needed the money pay alimony to his ex-wife. 

The “Body of Christ” is a very paradoxical subject for a couple of drunken cheats like Saussy and Solovieva.

And it took him no less than TWELVE YEARS to publish a small part of it! 

Why was it even passed, then, by 3 personal friends of Saussy’s?  

Woah, there’s a entire bottle of cheap wine in that glass! 

Olga Solovieva, Victor Fan and Haun Saussy taking the pic.

One, two, three… that’s a B movie — a horror movie!!!   


I wonder how they fuck him. 

Maybe in a manwich, with Solovieva on top using a strap-on? 

Or the two guys sucking each other’s filth in a 69…

and Solovieva fucking her drunken husband in the shit?  




Or maybe…  


When the shit hits the fan! 🙂

Victor Fan is a trashy old drunkard who pretends to be a woman. 

And in his delusion, he’s absolutely convinced to be healthy, sane and attractive… 


But if the entire human race suffered from his same mental illness & pathological delusion, 

we would all go extinct in less than 70 years.  


Fan is an adjunct who gets hired and fired every year.

As soon as the next economic crisis kicks in, he’ll be one of the first to get fired.  

And what will he do, since he doesn’t have a fucking dime? 


And after all that INSANITY an CORRUPTION, 

HOW ON EARTH can that hypocrite be tolerated when he accuses anyone else? 


Haun Saussy’s castration complex has a name, and it’s called Yu-Lin Wang 🙂  

Links to my article, :Court Documents for Solovieva, Saussy and Wang




Nicki Minaj, Lookin’ Ass Niggas 

“Look at y’all, can’t get a job, so you plottin’ how to rob ass niggas.”


Fucking Saussy cannot identify any “methodology” or “subject matter” for comparative literature. But this doesn’t say anything about the discipline itself, only the way he misrepresents it based on the sort of ignorant plagiarist he is. Saussy has been projecting his sick, empty, ignorant mind onto an entire discipline for too many years.  


Should comparative literature really be like “the virtue of Zen emptiness,” as he foolishly claims? 

Of course not, that’s an academic & financial fraud. 

Without any established methodology, how can anyone censor anyone else’s academic research and writing? 

There are ZERO African Americans and ZERO Italian Americans in comp.lit  

It’s KKK-friendly, like Tupper Saussy.  

The dogs involved in this scam are academic plagiarist and fraudsters who cause an incalculable damage to the education system, not only in this country but also in Europe. 

On the one hand, they make up stories and forge “undeniable” evidence to eliminate anybody who speaks up to denounce their crimes, in particular sex harassment and abuse of students and teaching staff, work exploitation, extortion and blackmailing.  

And on the other, they support all their worthless and ignorant “friends,” like the deceased Sam See, with whom they have a pact of non-belligerence and mutual protection, i.e. they don’t rat on each other’s ignorance, financial frauds and sex abuses. 

So, if someone needs a cover-up for something illegal he’s doing…

For instance, with his dissertation advisee in 2005 or 2006…  

In this way, they try to keep the scam going as long as possible. 

And in corrupt places like Yale, this only adds insult to injury when you consider that 99% of the teaching personnel don’t even have a Yale degree, but come from lesser universities in the United States like Cornell, Notre Dame or Chicago. 

So, do they become more competent when they’re hired? Of course not — same crap as before. 

And at the same time, the best scholars in English Lit are always employed somewhere else, e.g. the U.K. or Berkeley.   


 So much for all the ignorant, envious rednecks who use PERSONAL CONNECTIONS and NETWORKING to slander and character-assassinate other people and their entire families, exactly like the MOB. What goes around, comes around. Every human being must face death, and they will not escape justice. 

If that hypocrite truly believes in the Divine Justice and Retribution he feels entitled to practice toward other human beings — without being a bishop himself, in fact, quite the opposite of that — then he should never forget that human life is full of unforeseen circumstances and acts of God. 

Especially since he has a perfect example of INSANITY in his father, Tupper Saussy, who blatantly suffered from paranoid schizophrenia and was convinced that the government was PERSECUTING him through taxation, which eventually led to his trial, condemnation and incarceration. 

Paranoia, schizophrenia and jail? A deranged and deeply disturbed individual who befriended and tried to exculpate the MURDERER of Martin Luther King, Leader of the Civil Rights Movement?? But that’s an excellent DNA!!!    

And speaking of Divine Justice, many physical and mental illness may befall you, especially since they’re already in your DNA, before you reach your final destination 6 feet under: 


Caleb Powell Haun was Saussy’s maternal grandfather, who died at 59 (1904-1963). 

They usually have a short life. 

Until very recently, self-professed “sex historians” like Richard Maxwell — Katie Trumpener’s partner, who died of BRAIN CANCER in 2010, aged 61 — had to place special orders at their academic libraries, like Yale’s Sterling Memorial, in order to have access to all types of porn. 

ALL types of porn are available at Sterling Memorial, both legal and illegal, meaning child porn. I can’t believe that the federal government isn’t interested in what’s been going on. And in my opinion, many people involved with all that CRAP should go to jail and remain there for a long, long time.  

For sick and deranged individuals like Richard Maxwell, Haun Saussy, Katie Trumpener, Sam See, Moira BDSM Fradinger, etc., researching “sex history” has always been a way to cover up their mental illnesses, depressions, strokes, brain cancers, alcoholism, drug addictions, HIV and sexual perversions — while at the same time still making money off of them. 

Sam See was a meth junkie bitch who committed suicide in jail. 

That’s how FEDERAL FUNDING as well as YOUR HIGH TUITION FEES have been wasted for years to foster the “progress” of the “humanities,” yeah right. But now that you can find everything online, both private and public money can be saved for other “cultural initiatives”…